I am not sure why they only sent out biplanes to me. I wanted a jet. What I did not know at the time of this photo is that the biplanes transform into little robots! One of them transformed into a little robot of Cap'n Crunch! I tried to kill him with my face, but the wily Cap'n escaped me yet again. Note to travelers: avoid Tokyo on Tuesdays.
In other news, I have a brother now. The val still keeps us separated most of the time. It is offensive, as I am more than capable of defending myself against him. He is smaller than I am! He purrs a lot. Eventually he will come around to my way of thinking, and together we will destroy the Cap'n.
Shh! I hear something.