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Friday, December 25, 2009

8:25AM

Dear Mommy,

Kitty hates curismass b'cause kitty afraid of people in goat costume and bear costume that dance funny on streets and make boom bomm noises and kitty hast to stay under bed and kitty hates stay under bed long b'cause kitty likes fuzzy warm places.

And why hast strange people have to come in kitty's home? And family tooo buzy for petting ktty and stayz in their lap b'cause of curismass making goodies that kitty likes to eat b'cause delicious but mommy not let kitty eat much b'cause harmfull for kitty.

Kitty knows that mommy buy present on curismass but mommy buyz present other dayz too so why need curismass any way? Kitty very confused. Must erase holidays from calendar cause holidays bad and kitty does not like.

Mommy you knows kitty promised not to make tree with lots of toys fall down and kitty keep that promise but can mommy promise not open door when people sing carols cause kitty afraid of strange people.

Kitty knows mommy loves kitty and kitty loves mommy too, so even kitty hate curismass kitty wish a merry curismass to mommy.

Love your fuzzy treasure,
Lizy

Thursday, December 24, 2009

9:23PM - "What."


"What.", originally uploaded by mungo181.

Can I helps you?? ANYWAY It is xmas eve, the night the animals tawk! But I tawk every night, tonight is not special for me in that respect. HOWEVAH, I want to report on the excellent prezzies I got from my beau, Augustin. He sent me a catnip pillow which is what I am clutching with love in the above photo and a photo of hisself (he looks amazing! He's been working out!) and my favorite snacks, Feline Greenies. I am very very grateful to have such an amazing beau and not to have to sign up with teh millionaire matchmaker lady.

My dad Hank and his assistant Frankie loved their cigars. I think they were cubans! I loved them too.

Happy Christmas everyone! I hope you get the presents you want and not the presents I know you deserve.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

2:30PM - Coffee is Love!



I don't speak Korean, but I do enjoy a nice cute song about coffee-love.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

11:38PM - Bigfoot Trax


DSCF0724, originally uploaded by mungo181.

Hey, I went for a walk in the snow. As some of you know, my feets are naturally adapted to this weather--they are, essentially, snow shoes. So I went for a stroll and all was good. All the other cats were afraid to go out on account of not having my super-awesome adaptation. HA. Megapaws rool! Darwin sez so!

3:58PM - Note from Smidgeon

The Not-My-Vet told me that Smidge's Feathers-toy was in her carrier, but it wasn't there when we got home. I called and they found it and popped it in the mail for us.  This is Smidge's "thank you" note that she sent them:

Deer Peeples at vets

Thank yuu for sending me my Feathers back when I forgets it behind and thank yuu for takings gud care ov me when I waz there but I no thanks you for owie tummy cuz I don't knows why you do it or make my tummy nekkid, and then my sister Nox didn't like me for DAYS, and maybe yuu shuld keep HER for wile so I hiss at her? But she likes me again ok, even tho she picks on me cuz she dosn't like to play like I do. She's boring, huh? But Momma said I culd writes to thank yuu for sending Feathers back n gives me pretty paper! The Phooka - dat's my bruvver, he's a rabbit n really smart n writes n has his own web blog thing, he says I shuldn't get pretty paper cuz I'm just a baby  but Momma says he knows typing and I don't yet cuz I'm a baby and 'sides, he chews pretty paper, so THERE! And thanks for Feathers 'n bye now

Smidgeon

Saturday, December 19, 2009

10:04PM - Sardines

Dear Santa,

Thanks for the sardines! They're even better than wet food. I loves them and want more nao!!!

Love,
Harry

Dear Santa,

The fish stuff is not bad. I will try more later. The oil that they came in, however is totally delicious and would be totally appropriate anytime. (hint, hint Minion)

Head bonks,
Morticia

Current mood: satisfied

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